
OK, I've been semi-housebound for much of the past week due to staggered kids with fevers and flu, so my mind is a little scrambled. With everyone bedbound and quarantined, there's been a
lot of TV watching going on, causing me to contemplate important issues, like:
* "Where are Max & Ruby's parents, already?" (If this is a burning question for you too, check out
this detailed explanation and commentary for all the answers. Seriously.) Some parents apparently won't let their kids watch the show because they think it sets a bad example for two kids...I mean
bunnies...to be running around unsupervised so much of the time, and others don't like that Max is always "bad". Yet other critics are upset that poor big sister Ruby seems to have so much responsibility on her young shoulders, what with feeding Max, bathing Max, and clothing Max. Yes. There
really is this much debate about
Max and Ruby on the internet.
* Moving on to the next burning TV topic--why isn't there a
Real Housewives of Miami in the works? I mean, really--does Bravo not think we have more than enough dramatic "housewives" in this loco city to hang with New York, LA, and Atlanta? Because, uh, we do, and considering that Miami is such a cultural melting pot, I'm sure the rest of the country would be fascinated to see Miami housewife tradition in action-- that our housewives employ baby nurses in scrubs (this totally weirded me out when I moved here--nannies in nursing scrubs? Someone had to explain to me that they were "baby nurses"--hence the scrubs...whatever), that "live-ins" are the norm in some households, regardless of income level, and that the plastic surgery here more than rivals the LA housewives plastic surgery--hello, we DO have the world famous "Dr. Boobner" (Roudner) right here in Coral Gables. Also, maybe my fave Miami exclamation "Oye!" could catch on nationwide! Then again, we couldn't capture the wig & weave demographic like Atlanta and LA. But seriously, throw a Hialeah housewife, a SoBe housewife, a recent transplant to Miami housewife, and an Aventura housewife in the mix for starters, and you've practically got a show right there. And considering how the "gay besties" are always so popular on the show, we should be able to offer the first gay male housewife, no prob. But alas, our city is not currently on the drawing board. There were rumors, according to a
recent post by nbcmiami's Jessica Sick, but Bravo said that there are no plans for a Miami show, just a DC show. DC? Um, we are currently entrenched in the real life drama that I like to call The Real Healthcarebill of Washington, DC, so why do we need a Housewives of DC? We've got enough DC drama, thank you.
* I also found myself wondering--what did I do all day when I was bedbound as a youngster? I mean, Elle's age (3) and a little bit older. There certainly wasn't a lot of young kids TV programming on during the day. I remember Sesame Street and Electric Company, and a little search jogged my memory and turned up Romper Room, Captain Kangaroo, and Mister Rogers' Neighborhood, which would all be toddler-appropriate. From what I can remember, those shows were all on in the morning, and afternoon kids shows were for older kids (Land of the Lost leaps to mind.) So I called my mom to find out what I did all day when I was sick and in bed all day. First, she tried to cop out and tell me that I simply wasn't sick as a child. Uh, OK mom. Try again. She thought some more, and while she maintains that I was rarely sick, she remembers me either sleeping if I felt superbad, or playing quietly or looking at books in bed if I felt well enough to do that. Also, some TV. Hmmm. Even though I am not a huge fan of TV for kids, I consider myself a moderate on the issue (as I am re: many things), and I am completely grateful for Tivo and neverending children's programming on the days when the girls are sick and really need to rest in bed all day to recover.
* Final question from my weeklong children's TV marathon. Why are Miss Spider's children not all spiders? I noticed upon VERY frequent, repeated viewing this week that there is a bedbug, a beetle, and dragonfly too. The answer, as I learned on the
Miss Spider's Sunny Patch Friends Wikipedia entry, is that the other bugs are adopted. The Wikipedia entry even gives the background on each of the adopted bugs. Wow.
So, everyone is feeling better now, and my TV marathoning has come to an end. Whew! I'm sure I'll have more burning questions after the next bout of flu or stomach virus, so stay tuned!
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